In fact, I dare say everyone on the internet that's claimed to have cookies has never once had cookies.
You ever get that feeling...
THE BOYS ARE MOBILE! RED ALERT!
This isn't for me. I'm going to go cry in a bathtub of ice cream and vanilla wafers.
That's what having children is. It's like not having a whole 2/3 of Time Ham.
Set up the tools for your own success.