It's been 365 days since I started watching Will Ferrell's monologue from the November 23rd episode of SNL...
That's not how it really goes. We have spouses and children and jobs that actually pay currency. Sometimes it's hard to get to everything you want to do.
I’m only using a particular kind of notebook now.
Since I had my twin sons this past year, yeah. I'd say it was all worth it.
Maybe I've been in quarantine too long and haven't gotten a professional haircut in months, but all I can think is, "This is the way."
Maybe waking up at 4am is the answer?
Other times, it feels like it's punching me in the throat while smiling and stealing my candy.
We didn't put a bag in the diaper genie.
WE DIDN'T PUT A BAG IN THE DIAPER GENIE.