Let's start simple.
It's snowing in Arizona, Patsy.
Because, if my recent interactions with literary agents is any indication, there's a pacing issue.
It's finally come, Patsy. The turn around the bend.
I'm logging back on, Patsy. The work has to continue.
There's one flower blooming in the front of the house, Patsy.
...if you say anything is a certainty with your child then they will almost immediately do the opposite of what you just said.
It’s been a long night and day, Patsy.
It’s a cold night, Patsy.
It’s a full moon, Patsy.