I'm the aspiring writer who likes to give his books silly names so he can talk about them online without any important details being exposed.
There were faeries in the air, pelting little Ashleigh with pebbles and acorns
This is an experimental run to make sure the keyboard on this thing still operates.
...if you enjoy stories about the indomitable, cracking human spirit and Eldritch horrors...
"You saved the world one time, kid, congratulations! I bet even Spider-Man has saved the world more than you."
No worries. There's always tomorrow. Slow pace, forgive yourself, and try again the next day.
Fifth Draft 