The desert is an awful, terrible place which should be burned to the ground. *checks notes I’ve just been informed the desert would probably appreciate that.
Typically, monsters get summoned, songs are sung, and a good deal of mead gets drank. In fact, all of those things happened.
Honestly, I can't imagine anyone wanting to read this, but it's something I read about and a new style of blogging I want to try and I have a keyboard in front of me so here we go.
Fifth Draft 