In fact, I dare say everyone on the internet that's claimed to have cookies has never once had cookies.
If you've spent any time on Twitter in the last few weeks, first, what's wrong with you? Second, everybody is awful.
So, I sent it to her with high hopes and pocketful of- March 4? That was the last #PitMad?
This isn't for me. I'm going to go cry in a bathtub of ice cream and vanilla wafers.
