Fifth Draft

STATUS – Doomscrolling –

Doing my best to stay off social media today.

So, I sent it to her with high hopes and pocketful of-

March 4? That was the last #PitMad?

THE BOYS ARE MOBILE! RED ALERT!

Thanks, Sorkin...

I like simple tools.

All I can offer is the stories I tell.

Did I mention the blood, swearing, and antics?

This isn't for me. I'm going to go cry in a bathtub of ice cream and vanilla wafers.

Not sure if I've mentioned my 6-month old twin boys (HAHAHA DEAR LORD HELP ME)...