All I can offer is the stories I tell.
Not sure if I've mentioned my 6-month old twin boys (HAHAHA DEAR LORD HELP ME)...
I'm about to pound this espresso and finish work before the twins wake up OH GOD THEY WOKE UP.
Except shelfies where the books are all organized by color rather than by series or author.
Yesterday, I woke up at 5am to finish up two freelance assignments and to get started on my own personal writing projects before either of the boys woke up.
...gobble that stuff up faster than his techno-advanced Cookie Monster devours the souls of the innocent from a parallel dimension or something I don't know I'm not him.
Fifth Draft 